"I HAVE ACCEPTED THIS ALS CHALLENGE!" (x)

Há 21 horas
via: chrryscola + source: hello-katy

its-awesome-turtle-time:

This is one of my favorite posts because that cat’s  name is  meatloaf

and hes just been sitting there with the money between his paws for who knows how long

primadonnas:

SO I GET HOME AND THERE’S THIS RANDOM KID ON MY COUCH AND HE’S LIKE ‘ALRIGHT MAN I DON’T WANNA HURT U JUST PUT UR STUFF DOWN AND GET ON THE GROUND I JUST WANT UR MONEY’ AND I FUCKIN ALMOST PUKED I WAS LIKE “OMG PLS NO I DON’T HAVE ANY MONEY I’M ONLY 15” THEN HE WAS LIKE “NAH MAN I’M JUST FUCKIN WITH U I’M UR BROTHER’S FRIEND HE’S IN THE SHOWER I’M JUST WAITIN FOR HIM”

Há 21 horas

cknd:

I spend so much time alone that if I was ever falsely accused for a crime I would never have an alibi

Há 21 horas
via: coooooooooorvo + source: cknd

jawnsnough:

varysbueller:

#i really don’t know which face is funnier in the last one

#wait am i his dad
#wait are you my dad

Há 21 horas
via: mcfly-182 + source: heathledgers
Há 21 horas
via: stumppsd + source: christinathedood
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